From what I remember, 7-Eleven considers itself too special to carry these. When I’ve seen them, they’ve always been in, like, weird off-brand truck stops and gas stations that aren’t part of a chain.
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bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•ngl it gets you pretty buzzedEnglish
3·vor 27 TagenI imagine it’s gonna give people hormone problems more than neurodevelopmental problems.
We’re probably going to see more giant babies and kids that are going into puberty younger and younger, and more instances of acromegaly in organs that are hormone responsive, like breasts and genitalia, and an increased predisposition to obesity since body fat is also a hormone soak.
There’s probably gonna be more issues on top of that, probably with stress on the liver, kidneys, and heart to process the increased and more variable hormones that human beings are exposed to.
And I imagine there’s going to be a mean regression in human lifespan due to all of these factors combined.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•ngl it gets you pretty buzzedEnglish
2·vor 27 TagenImagine mugging some guy and you get mesothelioma.
It is well known that Donald Trump is credibly alleged to have raped kids. We do not have to censor the word rape.
He was alleged to have anally raped a 15 year old girl and Epstein punched him because he wanted to go first.
He was alleged to have actually caused physical damage to the nipples of a teenager while he was raping her.
We don’t need to censor his actions.
Then a mosquito the size of a basketball shows up and drinks you like a Capri Sun.
They’re really easy, you just undo the two buttons near your shoulders.
Try cutting caffeine out of your system, or at least cut back to only in the morning before like 10 a.m.
Drink plenty of liquids.
Then pop some magnesium about 30 minutes before you’re ready for bed.
You’ll sleep like a baby.
60% of the time, this works 100% of the time.
Or we could create some sort of like dog cyborg that has a bat backpack.
Then they only have to be trained to stand in the correct locations and run on the appropriate calls, which could be communicated to them by their handlers on the bat backpack.
By Jove, I think we’ve got it.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•We hardly knew ye. [DESIGN THINKING!]English
1·vor 29 TagenMy friend also got a 10 hour a day, four day a week job, Monday through Thursday.
I have had the opportunity myself. Absolutely recommend it. It makes your Monday through Thursday like 10% worse than it would have otherwise been, but then your Fridays are 100% better.
What the fuck is this racist garbage?
Clamav is pretty good if all you’re wanting to do is scan the files you’ve downloaded so that you’re not potentially re-transmitting viruses.
Outside of that, maybe consider using SELinux for security, or possibly if you’re going to be doing risky downloads, do it on a virtual machine, on a virtual network.
Its not forgery if the currency is obviously fake.
Then it’s just fraud.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Try YouTube Premium? Yes | Maybe LaterEnglish
30·vor 29 TagenMe: Searches for a very specific video that I know exists because I have seen it within the last three months.
YouTube: Nope, sorry, just can’t find it. Don’t know where it went. I don’t think that video ever actually existed. I’m not even gonna show you results that contain your search terms because of how stupid I think you are.
In my case, it was looking for a specific video of pulling a 4.2 liter Jeep engine out of a CJ7. YouTube responded with dozens of videos on CJ5’s and Wranglers, and the 4.0 liter engine, but not the 4.2 CJ7, and not the video I was looking for, and unfortunately it’s not the Jeepin with Cool Guy video.
Although, in one scroll, they did offer to show me the exact same video three different times.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Try YouTube Premium? Yes | Maybe LaterEnglish
8·vor 29 Tagen“We got it. We’ll remember that.” and other lies the devil tells you.
Apparently, I was, uh, misinformed.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Set of various pitches of kazoosEnglish
91·vor 30 TagenIt can definitely have a different buzzing timbral quality, but it’s not going to change the pitch.
I would say that we are both correct, though, because I didn’t take into account the fact that they could have different buzzing timbral qualities.
You mean before he stopped paying his PR team enough money for them to drown out the obvious craziness he was manifesting.
If it were electric, you could put the battery on the bed side.
You could easily squeeze 200 horsepower into a vehicle of this size.
I think you’re a couple hours early



Exactly, that’s why I keep it right next to my loaded pistol and bag of oxy