Why not none? Bones are a terrible affliction.
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You can add new bones to your body any time you please
Are you hitting on me??
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I already have boneitis. If I could just get rid of my bones…
I’m having my doctor remove mine,rather i’m trying to he’s not being very cooperative
OP’s mom doesn’t seem to mind
I’m having flashbacks to creationist boner dinosaurs
The human body evolved for resilience: having a large number of bones provides redundancy, meaning that we can break many bones and still have at least one to spare.
It’s also partially a vestigial trait, as our ancestors needed to do a lot of boning in order for the species to survive - nowadays we don’t need to replenish our numbers as much.
That explains why no one would sleep with me. It’s not me, it’s just biology.
I also vote for outside bone instead of inside bone.
Evolution isn’t a democracy but sure, freedom of speech
Alan Dean Foster wrote a scif novel called Nor Crystal Tears that was mainly from the pov of an alien insect species. The differences were explored in body structure and culture and the confusion when they run across these weird humans with their bones on the inside… and they made obscene noises with their flapping flesh things on their head.
Oh, humans can have basically one bone.
They are horrible and agonizing conditions, perhaps similar to being slowly partially or totally mummified by your own body.
Ankylosing Spondylitis, Pfeiffer Syndrome, Klippel-Feil Syndrome, etc.
Imagine your bones all fusing together. You can’t bend, or maybe walk, move your jaw, or maybe even breathe.
If he had just one bone then we wouldn’t rattle when we walk.
Imagine thinking we could walk with just one bone.
If we had just one, it would be very hard to move.
Skill issue
Nah
After all, it’s not btwohundredsix.
Genius. Bumping so others see this
Well that would just be a gingerbread man.
Yeah, we say bone not bany, what gives…
Smooth, efficient, and most of all, calm
It would be a lot more painful when drinking BoneHurtingJuice
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For one thing you couldn’t hear sounds or noises all that good withou free-floating inner ear bones
That’s your main concern?
There’s prolly other stuff but I’m no bonographer
Is an osteoblast posting this? They hate constantly getting their hard work removed by osteoclasts.
Cellular biology always reminds me how crazy animals are; how much time and how many generations animals must have taken to get here. Its awesome there’s just cells that show up, get supplied everything they need and build mineral deposits. And a fully separate cell type to deconstruct those.
It’s a robust system: when a bone is fractured and not straightened before healing, it will eventually get close to the right shape.
Why do I keep seeing the stuff I see in Instagram in lemmy?
