Also mine wont let me update because I need to update to the latest widget to update the widget.

Multi-Billion-dollar global tech companies pulling shit I’d have been ashamed to turn into my schoolteacher.

Stanislavski would be disgusted

The comic feels like a preemptive “no u”

For as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a middle manager

Playtime is over. The time for feeding the beast is now.

I mean, what kind of perverted? Its a pretty wide circle. I’m pretty deep into it but most anything outside my circle is a no no.

In that wide circle includes shitting on eachothers feet for instance.

In the UK we have the circle game, or had in the 90s and 00s, the kids these days dont seem to know it.

Ive heard of it being the symbol for white power because the circle makes the P and the fingers make the W, but the only times I’ve heard it were now and about 20 years ago on some schizo blog pointing out how Goerge Dubya did it one time.

“Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up the mattress”

Bottom right

I get called sexist for this, but I think this is basically the reason catfish scams work so easily on older women. When a man comes out of nowhere acting interested in you its just normal. Been a bit rare lately, but it doesnt immediately invoke suspicion.

When i get a message on any platform from a woman, especially unprompted, I immediately ignore it. So often now to the point that they’re as invisible as popup ads.

Bringing a Holy Hand Grenade to a slap fight

To be fair, in a lot of games there are evil missions. I struggled to blow up megaton in fallout 3, but I wanted that cheevo soooo…

Lie and live in fantasy all you want, but dont let your child in on it. They’ll stitch you up every time.

Wholesome plot twist; the “already attractive women” includes all the women.

I got mocked a few times as a kid for waiting until I see the cars stop at the red light before crossing. “Mate you can go, the lights red, they HAVE TO stop!”

No pal. They’re supposed to stop. Doesn’t mean shit until i see it happen

kidnapped

I think its supposed to be mental asylum. Although knowing OP, kidnap fetish scenario is exactly on brand so you might be right.

That guy just does that. The weird symbol youre seeing is pronounced “th”.

Its trippy and weird seeing it, but its harmless fun so whatever

Theres always next saturday

Ads in games is almost the only thing keeping me on the xbox and away from “free” mobile games.

Take that away from me. See how it goes for us.

Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?