It all depends on the exact definitions to be used. Is a village chieftain a government? Can a 50 person cult be considered organized religion? It’s pretty much impossible to be sure, since those things probably predate written records and marriage has definitely existed since before writing. In either case it’s pretty silly to blame modern governments or religions for the existence of marriage.

It’s a reference to one of the marvel movies in which thanos kills half of humanity by randomly disintegrating people. In this case the mother is disintegrated but the baby not.

Squats and back extensions are the golden combination against back problems caused by desk jobs.

Crew survived the incident, but will be sent to the frontlines as punishment for crashing an expensive machine. Their life expectancy is about a week.

The obsession with sex is a thing from the abrahamic religions, but marriage is much older than any of them.

Governments predate churches

I’m not a historian, but I wouldn’t be surprised if marriage existed before governments

What’s really ridiculous here is how this image was cropped

So what Israël is doing is wrong but you’re proposing to make all Palestinians in Gaza leave their land and subjects to Egypt so the can go from an apartheid state to a dictatorship. I’m sure they’ll be forever grateful for your ‘solution’.

He’s not wrong there. I think the best thing Canada can do is tighten ties with the EU, UK and Iceland.

Chances are they are too polite to talk during the show

I think it would be too fragile for most purposes. Unless you can make missing feathers grow back like a living penguin it would wear out quite fast.

It’s true though, the pants can push it into a different shape, but not make it smaller.

The locals on Antarctica are all scientists. I’m sure they would understand.

Span lists have only existed for about 40 years, even if one of them has been active for all that time is quite a stretch to assume any single one will go on for more than an average human lifetime.

A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.

That’s not so much a Christian thing as a US thing as far as I know. In most European countries Monday is considered the first day of the week.

Yes, but that does require the assumption that a person who is standmaxxing does use the term boomer correctly.

By “like this” I assume anon means “this bad at raising their kids to be sane and decent people”.

How many jars should I eat per day?