I did an 18m cliff jump from a deep water solo climb into the sea.
Took so long I thought I’d missed the sea. Opened my eyes to see what was happening and the sea was right there saying “surprise!”.
I burst most of the blood vessels in both my eyes.

I’m an industrial radiographer and every year I have to have a rad medical. And every year the doctor asks if I’ve been busy and I say yes and they say “but your tld badge readings show you have had almost no exposure.”.
To which I reply, “that’s because I know where the radiation is and hide from it. If I were standing in front of the the ‘bomb’ I’d be dead instead of sat here.”

Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t, what did he maybe do?!

This makes me feel way too old.

Oh I remember. I borrowed my friends collection of hitchhiker’s guide read by Douglas Adams and copied every one. Kept them all in a shoebox for years!
I would fall asleep listening to them, then the next night before bed spend ages rewinding and checking and rewinding to find the spot I last remembered listening to before falling asleep. To then fall asleep within 5 minutes and repeat the whole process again the following night.
Good times.

In the UK their population needs to be controlled otherwise they will be a pest.
If left unchecked they will devastate tree populations.
If I recall correctly there was an estate who didn’t keep up with their deer culling and the army got called in with helicopters.

Absolutely, I’m constantly on the lookout for new music. While the music I listened to as a teen had definetly ingrained in me my tastes I have noticed there’s a time and a place for most music.

This happened to me the first time I listened to BADBADNOTGOOD.
Got through most of an album and thought “whoah, I’ve been listening to jazz for ages”.
Tried some other jazz and thought “Hmm, maybe not”

I assume if you remember that you’re old enough to go outside now unsupervised too.

“Glad to see it still works even though it’s got a hole in it”