Does she ever.

This would be amazing for my wife. I mean I guess it would have been amazing if she still had her original knee. Maybe it’ll be amazing for the other knee one day.

This is likely the best thing I will read today.

So then a person could make his living by interviewing for jobs he’s not qualified for and could never get? I guess that probably wouldn’t happen.

I didn’t used to hate the long interview process until I applied for a job that had me fill out like a hundred questions for background information. It was like, “Have you ever been convicted of embezzlement for an amount greater than $500?” No. “Have you ever been convicted of embezzlement for an amount less than $500?” No… “Have you ever been convicted of embezzlement for exactly $500?”

Did you know that if they can guess your crime with enough specificity, legally you have to admit to it? At least that’s what I assume, based on the questionnaire. Like, “Have you ever been convicted of violating the endangered species act while crossing state lines in a class C vehicle on a Sunday?” And I’m like, “No, but you’re so close!”

Anyway, I got the offer, but then they rescinded it when I asked for more money.

I totally get this and it’s the reason I get fast food with my kids sometimes. But McDonald’s? I haven’t had a meal I could finish from McDonald’s in like twenty years. It just gets worse and worse every year.

My wife used to wake up tired some mornings and not know why, until I pointed out that the difference was whether her cat was nibbling on her shirt all night.

I don’t live in a climate that supports that. My cat can come and go as she pleases. My other cat won’t come in at night because it’s not his territory.

That’s a good point. The article doesn’t seem to specify to what extent phones are banned.

I like to go the extra mile. I uncensor shit emphatically.

A censored “shit” in a post about Star Trek? “SHIT” in big Star Trek font.

“Cunt” in a post about the UK? Enjoy your “CUNT” dressed in a union jack.

The censored word is “cock”? Here’s “COCK” in flesh tones with bulging purple veins on it.

Fucking lean into it.

Nothing makes me feel older than seeing all this opposition to phone bans in school. I don’t understand when the rules changed to allow kids to use them in the first place. I grew up before cell phones were ubiquitous, but if I brought my GBA to class, it would get confiscated. Obviously.

I love BBWs. I love when they get all out of breath, huffing and puffing, and it’s like damn, you’re so hungry you tried to blow a house down? Hot as fuck.

Well now that’s a lot more blood than in the Spider-Man games.

Still blaming the glass cliff scapegoat?

You could have left that take on reddit. You didn’t have to bring it with you.

Oh shit. That explains it for me too then.

He needs to be out here inventing cronuts and shit.

Anthem is a goddamn masterpiece, and I will die on this hill. The graphics, the combat, and the traversal were all AAA quality. There just wasn’t enough fodder for the internet hate machine that month, so Anthem got tossed into it for some reason.

Got it. You shout to the five people and ask them if you should pull it. It’s likely at least one of the five will want you to take the chance, which means he accepted the risk, which means you no longer have to count his death as an adverse outcome. Now the odds are even and you can safely pull the lever.

And if more than one of them says to pull it, then the odds are clearly in favor of pulling the lever.

Yo.

Yes, that is a new fetish alright. Never heard of anyone into that before.

I know. But he’s trying to do damage control. He’s aware of how he’s perceived, and he’s worried.