Hey, gender affirming shoplifting is already a thing lol.

Lemmy has a sexism problem, frequently. It needs to get called out more.

“Thanks for your opinion, fuck off” -Women

Lucy Flawless

Lol, I forget I’m not just posting on blahaj.zone, hormone cycles from estrogen HRT are not unlike hormone cycles from ovulation in terms of getting VERY horny in specific ways during parts of the week. Welcome to a weird window into trans girl lore.

The joke is I don’t have eggs (because I am a transgirl and we don’t have those, you heard it here first) but I want girls (with dicks) to cum down my throat, because my hormones make me want my imaginary eggs fertilized and I am a transbian.

EDIT: and my second comment was that I was definitely in ovulation mode and felt a little embarrassed posting something that excessively horny in “main” after I’d posted and was glad it didn’t get dozens of upvotes and I was gonna be recognized for it. Still not deleting though because I think it’s funny and now it’s educational too XD

Jfc this was some deep E to be posting from, glad it didn’t take off

My eggs are down my throat mommy

No signage says that, it was part of a purely theoretical study made by imaginative people about how long term nuclear storage could be labelled to transcend knowledge decay and cultural shift.

No signage says that, it was part of a purely theoretical study made by imaginative people about how long term nuclear storage could be labelled to transcend knowledge decay and cultural shift.

Dumbass Cogsuckers

Stage fencing?

All of them, the answer is all of them. Follow me for more English hacks!

Could this look any more like a bad dragon ad?

They aren’t gonna suck themselves.

I mean, kinda same, driving a gas car for pleasure or certain niche uses is great but practically it’s a huge waste of money and resources for a daily driver. Same as horses. I think the analogy works.

All that money couldn’t pay for a better human suit?

A sequential bill

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You can tell this is fake because caffeine withdrawal does NOT just cause “lethargy” people would be going home with headaches and worse.

That’s… That’s more clearance than a lot of bridges have. More than enough for basically any bus including many if not most double deckers or standard size freight.