Russian soft skins can’t handle the banter.

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I really feel like the hotel industry is trying to gaslight me when it comes to room booking. I mean, you have a booking system with an API and can make a quick check before finalizing a purchase so even if two people book within seconds of eachother it should be fine.

Nope, they’re making woopsies and overbooking rooms and then the receptionist looks at you like you’re the idiot for showing up to check into the room you succefully booked. There’s no technical reason for this shit to happen so often.

Truly the darkest timeline.

Oh no, no, these aren’t slaves. These are warehouse atholeets.

Should give the teams logo a whip at this point

Oh fuck me it’s a former MMA fighter turned podcaster that founded the clinic? It’s fucking Joe Rogan light injecting kids with things based on vibes?

Get me off this ride.

Them billionaires truly have an interesting self image. Prometheus he calls it. I don’t know anyone further away from Prometheus than Bezos.

Giving fire to the people? Maybe to burn their houses down so they have to book sleep pods inside his warehouses where they slave away endlessly. He’d give the filthy mortals nothing for free. Nothing.

Fly you fool

I mean with every day passing there’s less and less desktop users anyway. Most teenagers know significantly less about windows than you know about Linux. They’re on iOS and android.

As an admin i see it as an opportunity to switch to Linux but the boomers are refusing to let go of microslop office so it’s a bit of a fight still.

It doesn’t even cross their minds. I’m about to leave my current job together with two other seniors because our boss decided we’d turn everything into subscription products. Most of it are forks of open source software running on very basic hardware and we were doing fine with selling working solutions and support. Now every piece of hardware will be subscription based. The customers will own nothing and end up paying triple.

Our boss is baffled that we don’t want to do this.

Has Bambu labs considered printing and then eating a bag of dicks?

“Deploy the momfluencers.”

“A-are you sure sir? The damage they could cause mig-”

“DEPLOY THEM!”

Ah, yes, FIFA, mhm, yes, they’re on the list of institutions that should properly fuck themselves to death.

There’s also the issue of adaptation. There’s articles now explaining this technology which means if I’m in South Korea and I want to jump off a bridge I know I’ll have to do it quickly or otherwise they’ll come and get me. For some this might be the added pressure they need to go through with it.

Ultimately the best way to prevent suicide is to make life worth living and provide support for those who are in a mental health crisis. Neither of those things are going well in SK and AI surveillance won’t fix that either.

Ultimately you’ll have to accept that people are people. If you’d randomly pick a person and put them in the oval office with the US army under their command they’d fuck some shit up. Particularly with all the outside pressure from different interest groups.

I’m not telling you to be grateful for Obama. Hate him, criticize him. Just be aware that he was probably in the top percentile of world leaders. You go ahead and roll your dice. Surely Shitface McAssclown will be a better leader.

Oy gov’na, ye 'ave a loicense fo this then?

His 2014 book Superintelligence was an early examination of AI’s existential risk. One memorable thought experiment: An AI tasked with making paper clips winds up destroying humanity because all those resource-needy people are an impediment to paper clip production.

Good thing we have this philosopher to have the most superficial thoughts about AI while he poops. His second book now seems to be along the lines of “guys, AI will fix everything”. What a great follow up to AI will destroy everything. Top twist.

More a woman thing than a France thing. She could go to a doctor bleeding out of eyes and ears and they’d say are you sure this isn’t just a funky period?