Just want to apologize for my college professors that had to watch me nod off in my early classes.

In my defence, I was hung over. I shouldn’t have been allowed to go to college.

Yeah that’s a pretty accurate representation of my normal shits tbh

You don’t have to unlearn it, nothing on the internet is real

Are these the foreigners the right wing tells me are coming to commit crimes in Canada?

Fr. Imagine the editor being like “hahah we got him now” and all they can find is pictures of him that day looking like a ray of fucking sunshine.

She’ll grow whatever her little wolverine heart desires!

Really depends on your age. I self-taught with my mom’s typewriter when I was like 8 or 9 and then wasn’t officially taught until 8th grade when computers became more commonplace in schools. Then I had to relearn when I went to school for transcription in my 20s because apparently my 8th grade teacher did a bad job.

Love typing though, my first video game was a typing game on a floppy disk on our windows 97.

Doesn’t really have to do whether youre good or bad. When they teach you officially, they show you that the j and f are the home row where your index fingers go. If you’re self taught you might not know that and that’s totally fine as long as you can still type.

My mom still prefers gel over paste but it is getting increasingly more difficult to purchase so she often ends up with this kids stuff…no longer in a cool star shape though :(

Save my search engine and just tell me?

I agree with you because I know if I had to do it, I’d never eat meat again. I think about their life all the time, I just feel guilty when I’m eating them, so probably a little psychopathic.

The first one is what my 30s looks like though and I’m happy with that

Well it has worked in some countries, and I’m betting there’s people from other countries in the rest of the files. If you can’t get the US pedophiles, you might as well help the rest of the world get theirs.

I feel like I have been 33 for at least 10 years

I don’t get the joke. I mean, I know we have white supremacists and racism and our PM kind of sucks right now. I just don’t understand if this is referencing something in particular?

Fr, you don’t have to be a child to have bad taste or poor humour.

Mayo often goes well with sweet things tbh. Mayo + chocolate powder on toast is tasty.

January was a whole ass year and then April was like “we’re running late, better skip this one”

Charlie could give smarter answers than AI does sometimes tbh

Wtf I hate this timeline