Just don’t lick your fingers afterwards
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Great planning! Sounds like some of the political initiatives I labour under :(
Moron reporting for duty, sir!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I weighed my stool today, it weighs about 2.8 pounds, or approximately 7.5 bananas..English
2·29 days agoCrankin’ that non-soluble fibre like its a hog!
Ha! That’s gorgeous
I’m glad my tenager isn’t as eloquent while negotiating - He’s equally as much a domestic terrorist, just more crude
That’s about right though - Christianity is generally a couple of decades behind while making up excuses
(was raised in some silly churches)
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over thisEnglish
4·1 month agoWe’ve never had this problem, somehow… I’m sure it can be a problem but I don’t know how we avoided it
No bad religion?
Come on…
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Escaping Dealth [Great_Alto]English
5·1 month agoI think the artist really should have done it fair and drawn them concealed in the last frame
How very Escher of you…
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just gonna toss this one in here…English
1·1 month agoFuck yeah!
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine’s a lot wrinklier and think there’s a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
In more ways than one!
Oh, my!
Biddely-biddley bap! Biddely-biddley bap!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Doubt any parent will fail to understandEnglish
1·1 month ago…Pity. I like my group-butt-stuff-wit-random-strangers-for-totally-medical-reasons conensual
Or something. I don’t know how any more
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Doubt any parent will fail to understandEnglish
3·2 months agoThat sounds hilarious - Damn, maybe I should’ve gotten sedated…




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