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It was bullshit then too and their perspective hasn’t shifted much. They still claim to be libertarians for fuck’s sake.

I miss furniture TVs.

South Park’s brand of enlightened centrism has played a not insignificant role in encouraging people not to vote. Even that goddamn giant douche and turd sandwich episode uncritically promotes a false equivalency where an admittedly not very useful container of water is the same as actual shit on a sandwich going in your mouth.

They openly want to reduce the population in the US by over 100 million. It will absolutely be kept to the right kinds of people, which are the wrong kinds of people.

Yeah I feel ya. Ultimately quality of life within acceptable safety parameters should always be the primary motivator, and it certainly sounds like that’s what you’re keeping in mind.

Yeah I’m pretty sure that number got pushed back to closer to 100,000 years too.

I wasn’t trying to be judgey, a lot of people think it’s better for the cat to let them have freedom to roam, but indoor cats have nearly double the lifespan.

I’m sure you’ve heard it but in most areas it’s strongly recommended to always keep your cats indoors or otherwise leashed or restrained when outside, as they can be devastating to local wildlife and being outdoors can shave years off a cat’s lifespan.

Yeah but they skipped like fuckin crazy if you breathed on em wrong unless you shelled out extra for one with skip protection. Haven’t thought about skipping CDs in twenty years.

Non citizens can’t register to vote, problem solved.

Ted Cancun Cruz, the zodiac’s son

When calling him names, why limit to one?

Even insult his wife and lyin Ted

Will come to your defense instead!

He gets off on you telling him go to hell,

Always point out his real name’s Raphael

Everyone hates him as is often said

But as for me I just call him fuckhead.

Transporters got nothing on holodecks.

That’s more or less how I always took it, not necessarily to the accuracy of the science so much as consideration of the “science” with the closer to real life science being harder. That said star trek is still squishy but it’s actually sci-fi, whereas star wars by contrast is just fantasy in a space setting, not at all sci-fi whatsoever.

Oh I misunderstood that bit, I took it that they were able to read his transporter pattern in the nebula. Need me a rewatch.

I enjoy how that bit implies that yahweh knew there were other gods.

That a hyper focused point that seems based on a misunderstanding. I’m pretty much anti-theist myself at this point but I got that way by actually reading the religious texts and doctrines. Read a few different translations of the new test. Jesus says a lot of one off shit, more than a little is contradictory (because “Jesus” is most likely an amalgamation of a few different messianic cult leaders, they were all over at the time) but the main thing he’s consistent with is treating everyone the way you want them to treat you. He never said except the slaves, and yes I know the bit you’re referring to and it’s a smidge disingenuous in context. Either way, that main golden rule is the most consistent bit of preaching the man Jesus did, and even though I’m pretty sure the guy didn’t actually exist as a single individual it’s a solid bit of advice. Ick, I feel kinda gross defending religion. Ugh.

A cunt, you say? I disagree

And before you hold your breath

Let me be clear; I’m saying he

Lacks the warmth and depth

Why would he block it, he gets off on it. He’s got this same little grin every time he’s confronted about an awful thing he did.

Raphael Cruz has a very obvious shame and humiliation kink, why would he complain? He gets to use the public to get his rocks.