The only one I can’t relate to at all is “start a family”.

Since short clips are popular, maybe I have a chance…

No, AI will take that to.

I believe I can fly!

“Cool, what is this I grew?! Maybe I can stick it in whatever that thing over there is.”

Shitty diapers are nearby.

"OMG, what are you doing?! "

Who TF made an emoji of me suffering from jaundice?!

I was taught to do that AND check your blind spot, because the mirror doesn’t catch everything.

Probably, they are concerned about the people in the small lane. Bicyclists and pedestrians. Speed bumps doesn’t stop those large american vehicles from taking out a person in their blind spot during a right turn.

They can either claim land of the residents to make the road wider, they could leave it dangerous for pedestrians/bicyclists, they could shut the road down completely, or just do what they have done in the video.

“But my car wouldn’t have any damage if it was just the usual soft pedestrian!”

It’s a good way of getting the protection removed…

is there an equivalent to engine braking with an electric vehicle?

I thought “who put a tiny reflective vest on that caterpillar”, before reading the text.

I think the last restaurant I visited had read this article…

Get in the mud to have some gud fud, blud.

I fart in your general direction!

It would be nice if somebody had written them down, back in the day.