In what the sample size of…3? from the esteemed publication… Glamour magazine.
Multiple mentions of a survey, no mentions of how many were in the survey pool, how many responded, demographic information outside of “18-38”, or any other pertienant details.
So cool, a student research paper you allege wrote that is based on Glamour magazine and a unsubstantiated survey. Hope it was worth the Brandeis tuition 🤣
Totally! If you have one spider, it’s basically the same effort to care for like 5+ more, and even more than that isn’t much additional effort just becomes space.
Even feeding them is like $3/mo and that’s with buying feeders at big box store.
And the absolute best part about spider? Zero chance of dumping tens of gallons of water on the floor, or chewing up something valuable, or peeing on a pile of laundry. I guess you could get bitten but for the vast majority of tarantulas your have to stick your hand in front of their face and wiggle your fingers, and even then the majority would freak the fuck out and bolt for their safe place.
Spiders are really the best low/no effort pet.
Just a random thought, stop buying your kids hamsters. They are weirdly fragile, and die if they are feeling spiteful that day. They don’t love being held (but can be chill!), and cleaning their enclosure is gross and nonstop. They are cute, and I do enjoy them when they come into my life (friends/partners have them in occasion).
Instead, and I am dead ass here, get a tarantula (new world). They are the stupidestly simple thing I have ever kept, feed them when you remember to, clean their cage at some point, don’t handle them. They live for 5-20years (males live very short lives, females live creepily long) and are absolutely fascinating tank pets. Like fish, with 1/100th the work and expense. Oh also baby spiders are basically free, cus while hamster have large broods they ain’t got shit on yet old spider bros.
The biggest downside is that they are literally a spider and that freaks people out, but it freaks them out even more when I tell them unlike the probably tens of other spiders in the house I know exactly where mine are at all times.
Eh, I would argue weed doesn’t destroy people’s lives. Not to say it’s helping but it’s never the root cause. If they stopped smoking weed, their lives would probably get better, but again probably a lot of underlying issues that also need to be addressed.
Alcohol 100% the root cause of peoples fucked up lives. If they stopped drinking, most of their problems would disappear overnight (until the DTs hit…), and their lives would get better from that point.
Maybe I am an asshole, but that’s how I see it and watching three wasted fucked heads get hauled off in cuffs (one because they swung on staff) from a concert this week isn’t helping while I was standing their stoned out of my gourd laughing my ass off at them getting manhandled because of their own idiotic decisions. Then I went back to vibing out to metal, and ate a burger after.
Alcohol is literally the second worst substance we mass produce only behind petrochemicals.
That last one is looking at me like he smells I’m holdin…
Literally why The Satanic Temple has the Sober Faction. Secular support groups for recovery as opposed to first step put your faith in sky daddy.
Banzai Buddy!
My neighbor intentionally installed that shit on his family PC when we were like 15.
Resident Evil…3
The one that as far as I can tell everyone hates I played the absolute shit out of as a kid. I remember speed running it before I knew that was a thing to unlock everything. Used to just do 2-3 playthroughs a week just vibin.