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It’s for their goals of net neutrality and green pledges of course…

Thneedville ahh lounge.

Better be a tanker of lube behind it istg.

I actually forgot this guy exists. 😭

Surely someone has made bootable DOOM right?

Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀

Where RISC-V sticker? What about macOS? No Intel Arc graphics?

But I wanted to play Bloodborne on macOS with Rosetta for my RISC-V CPU and my Intel B580! >:(

Troglodyte.

This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.

Relatively speaking the globe would revolve around you as you are the center of your perception.

But now you know that each mega roll is actually roll¹²⁸ and each sheet provides 776 square feet of coverage for even the slippiest messes.

“Everything is so expensive these days.”

Says the person rocking the newest iPhone Pro Max (they literally just use it for Facebook and Temu).

Finance is a beautifully elegant con.

You mean Truth Social? Can’t be sharing a platform with all that fake news…

I hate, with a burning passion, the term “biological sex”.

We have frankly, no fucking clue how our genetics and sex are intertwined.

We used to think it was “just chromosomes”, but then we discovered “biological men” with double-X, or double-X and a Y, or vice-versa.

Or intersex individuals.

Then, we also got to consider that, say, a “biological woman” can transition to a “transgender man”, which renders no change to their genes, just hormone levels, and they see physical development, voice deepening, hair growth, etc, just like a “biological man”, or vice-versa.

In conclusion, “biological sex” is just another gross simplification created by people who’s minds are so pathetic they can’t comprehend reality and so choose to live by mantra founded in disproven pseudo-sciences, religion, and other excuses to avoid critical thinking, and then put themselves in positions of power.

It’s great actually!

Before, I would make my coffee before turning on my computer, now I can streamline this as with Windows my computer isn’t ready until my coffee is too, saving me valuable minutes.

And right when I’m in the middle of my work, I’ll get exciting pop-ups about the new AI capabilities coming to Office 365, far beyond what LibreOffice could ever dream of. I didn’t even ask for the adverts, they just feed me new content all the time!

Most of my work now involves prompting Copilot and waiting for it’s response, downloading Windows Updates, or waiting for my Google Chrome with it’s own bundled 4GB AI model to install. With that much waiting, I’ve increased my coffee consumption 5x so far this week, hit my move goal 3x over every day (I go for a short 20 mile hike while the Updates download), and generated some absolutely hilarious images with ChatGPT and my friends!

And this is it too, I feel safe knowing that if needs be, the proper authorities and Microsoft can access my device’a data to help catch terrorists and protect the children.

Besides, what have I got to hide anyway?

This came exactly when I needed it, thank you, recently my computer has been too fast for my liking, and I felt like I controlled something I owned (which is just too much responsibility for me right now), and all of that was solved when I replaced my OS with Windows. Glory to Microsoft, forced updates, Copilot, and outdated code!

Your political landscape is still enough of a joke that this sorry excuse for a human being can garner enough public prevelance to be meaningful in an election.

Not at all, it’s a Markdown file, plaintext. You just instruct your agent to assimilate that file into it’s context.