It’s for Kash and Pete, they’re blacked out too.

Just one little brrrrrt…

Sounds a little like he’s trying to bury a bone.

Nailed it.

I love dogs that try to pet you back. Used to know one who would walk up, give you a swipe, and then flop down with his tongue hanging halfway to his ear because then it was his turn for scratches and belly rubs. Master manipulator.

No, it’s a bad-tasting but colorful modeling compound for kids.

Never know until you try.

Cunts*

Good artists copy, great artists steal.

-Me

Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf was told in one tweet, which used the P-word, to “sod off” to Pakistan.

Just shows as an image post with a short explanation underneath for me. I do see an article when clicking through to kbin.earth with the fediverse link icon though.

Article? Rule 6.

And then their little sibling in the room next door falls over that evening.

At least battery removal is a free procedure, dickhead will be leaving with no charge.

A lot of them are old so they’re getting something from those programs.

If you decide you don’t want pasta after all, remember to iron the noodles flat so they’ll fit back in the box.

Couldn’t have been them, we were watching movies together all day.

Baaad.

The plural of baby mama is babies mama. It’s like courts martial or attorneys general.

Only fitness I care about is fittin’is entire cake down my gullet.