If you don’t want the cops to have access to your home that means you have supporting to hide which means that can get a search warrant

*an hero (who doesn’t afraid of anything)

warm and fuzzies ACTIVATED

Stop it with your nonsense

Fine, if you don’t like sports we can talk about the stock market. Tesla and Palantir, bro. Oil futures to the moon. Selling reverse vix puts. Alpha beta gamma I’m going to be rich.

Iraq Lobster!

That depends. How much is the population offering me to advocate in favor of them, and how much are the construction companies offering?

Based on the comments I think pulling the lever would look better in front of a jury so I might have to reluctantly do that

Is Isis still off-limits?

3.6M Scoville. Not great, not terrible

2.012 m/s

LMAO said the bowl

Actually the ocean contains billions of tons of uranium

Manboobs also represented, you’re an ally

I like #8’s vibe

Nobody can afford guns anymore

The devil loads the weapon while you’re not looking

They think everyone else is like them and has to be shamed or coerced into having babies

Where’s that? Do they have oil?

Mummy thick