RustyShackleford

Along with sciatica.

Why is his tie tied so short? Is it a subconscious reference to his small penis from constant steroid usage?

Are you suggesting that my Dragon Ball figures, Amiibo, and other collectible action figures will grant me enhanced powers in the future?

The same parents act as if it’s the teachers’ responsibility to raise their children.

Well, now I’m thinking I want someone to taunt him into getting into a pool. Maybe a reporter could tell him that Joe Biden can hold his breath longer underwater? 🤣

He might as well piss in the pool, because it’s a given he shat in it.

Nor have I, but I guess this definitely rules out being gay based on my walking speed lol.

Did you notice that two of the four-letter “I”s are upside down as well?

True, I just took pride in pulling a paper out of my ass at the last second and it appearing like I put weeks of effort into it lol.

I can remember the dizzy feeling, like the room was spinning like it was yesterday lol.

Ah… I remember these days, being in a somewhat nervous caffeine induced psychosis, typing in an haughty fervor and writing 20+ pages with unmerited arrogance and barely an ounce of fear. Printing it out before it’s due and feeling like I pulled off an Ocean’s theft after managing a 93%.

I would wager Earthquakes would be one reason.

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Whoever gets to wear his skin is going to look amazing, à la that scene in Tropic Thunder with Ben Stiller. Imagine it.

Looked on AliExpress, they must’ve yanked them all down?

Go to hell, Fuckersberg.

This is more a Sears.