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Cake day: October 12th, 2024

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  • Realistically probably this originally started as somebody being told about hydrogen fuel cells and people telephoned it into a conspiracy theory.

    Realistically it probably started as a scam as, like the “this one weird trick! Doctors hate her!” thing. The premise is simple: learn how to modify your car to run on water instead of petrol (which sounds wonderful - so cheap! So convenient! Imagine if you could just fill up a bucket and dump it into your fuel tank and it’d work!). It sounds intuitively plausible - water is a liquid, petrol is a liquid, car is a machine that turns liquid into vroom - and frankly nobody in the general public knows why water-powered engines violate thermodynamics, only that they do (assuming they do).

    And you really need to understand that these scams target the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. The fact that it filters out anyone who applies critical thinking and education is a feature, not a bug.





  • There’s not just one “the” gurney with a bad wheel. A good third of the gurneys will have a bad wheel, because they’re all from 1983 and haven’t been maintained since, and the wheel will sound like the screams of the damned if you try to move it forward any faster than a snail’s pace. And it’ll vibrate harder than a massage chair.