Brb, I gotta try something.

He’d have an erection if he wanted to.

Ask me how I know.

My dog gives hugs. If you get down on your knee, or if he’s on the bed to be tall enough, he’ll wrap his paws around your shoulders and pull you in. If you hug him back he’ll just stand there hugging you.

Or name a completely invented government agency designed to gut social programs for Americans and increase wealth and remove any lawsuits for a certain trillionaire and name it after a fucking meme

Please read my comment.

Almost like America has been through this song and dance before.

I can’t quite put an Afghanistan finger on it though… Or an Iraqi… Or a Vietnamese… Or a…

That private funding will be called “Totally Not Taxpayer Money Co.”

Sure. But if you want to dig that hard into the meaning of the suffix “bi” when used in queer spaces, you’re gonna wear yourself out.

I identify pan because I don’t care what’s between your legs, I like you and want to touch it. But I’m not going to I’m acktually someone for feeling the exact same way but identify bi.

I can be whatever you need me to be ;)

So you’re not bilingual if you know multiple languages?

As a pan/poly guy… Sup?

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

This isn’t bungie jumping. This is someone tied to a rope and swinging off an abandoned bridge.

Who said anything about pulling out?

Who said anything about anal?

Ah yes. The only other alternative to not doing extremely dangerous things is to be a drone.

My partner doesn’t like when I cum in them, even though there’s no chance at pregnancy. They just don’t like how it feels, so I wear a condom.

They were super horny last week and offered I could cum in them, but I’d have to eat them out after. I’ve never done that before (eating myself out of them) but fuck it, why not give it a go.

Long story short I did it twice.

I’m so willing to try something once, I liked it enough to do it again two hours later.

Darth Vader was such a revolutionary.

Buddy, take a breath.

I know this is a dirty thing to say, but this feels like one of the few actual genuine use cases for AI in games

And everyone just immediately stopped reading your comment.