Pussy

Another meeting that could have been an email. At 6am. Yay.

Yep. Even Socrates saw democratic elections as just popularity contests

That too

Id pay, then scalp them outside for double the price for all the other rich people who missed out

Sometimes i start with something kinda fucked up or not related to the convo at all, then realise from their facial expression and have to figure out how i can tie this back into the convo like it all makes sense. Its such a rush when you pull it off.

Turns out being rich beats democracy

Im in my late 30s and i think i have it figured out but also feel like everything could change drastically soon, so im not quite sure

I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt… but then, you’d still need to ‘release the poison’ so wtf would you do?

The moment after puking and the moment after waking up is the same thought: is it over yet?

Lol yeah she was pretty intense, but all my crazy sex stories come from her (was with her for 4 years). She even shat on me once lol after her i only dated vanilla girls

Only once, and i really didnt like it. Turns out im not into having my dick lightly sliced with a razor blade

I dated a girl once who said she was into kinky shit and i thought pfft yeah yeah - she wanted to cut my dick while it was hard and suck the blood mixed with precum 😐

Freddy Mercury punching Scar

laughs in misanthrope

Im so glad they are. A soon as you research this guy and see how he’s telling the next generation of males to basically be incels and hate women, its clear he’s a piece of shit. I reckon he’s close to killing himself anyway from depression so fingers crossed

My body: yOu nEeD dRuGs

Its freedom mum

…they gotta point