There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.

I’m practicing

Guffaw

MARGARET??

lol, nah that’d be funny.

Read the body of the post, Presumption Man

I’ve had my rough patches as well. Depression -> addiction -> tunnel vision. Took a couple of close calls, but we made it. High-fives in the chat

Bro there isn’t even any dedicated trash in here gtfo

Wasn’t my trap, but also it’s government housing; they’re lucky we aren’t required to waterboard them.

I feel like I’m having deja vu right now. Have you told this story here before? Do I have dementia?

At any rate, I admire these people. The tramps, not the slobs. So free.

Where do you think the 23 flavors come from?

I know a guy that literally lives under a bridge. Gets offered jobs all the time, but would rather walk around picking up cans to recycle for cash, and then he goes back to his catwalk.

Ooooooooo… Multi-directional biohazard. It’s gonna be a busy weekend

Who doesn’t like sneezing?

IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY 😭 WHY?! WHYYY??? I JUST WANTED TO FEEL SAFE WAHHHH

(from far away) sorrrrryyyyyy

Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.

I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.

That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.

First of all, thanks for all the cool computer tricks when I was in highschool.

Secondly, sneez-its in your face and runs away screaming

Well trained? Not good enough. They’ll be naturally gifted or else

It’s like these people don’t even know or something