I cut the umbilical cord of my daughter. One would think that it is a special situation, physically separating the mother from the child.

… But she had already passed the placenta, so the cut was really just separating my newborn baby from a nasty blob covered in blood and goo on a tray next to her.

I was at an event where we were told that some locally famous guy would tell us a story about when he discovered a murder scene.

When the event came around, it turned out that the guy wasn’t going to show up, but what they had prepared was a voice recording of the story. Also, the story was 40 minutes long. 40 minutes at an event with everyone in silence - no chit chat during the story.

I mean, it was a good story, but it seemed like a lot of wasted time for an event where we could have gotten to know eachother better.

Unless more documents are released, there isn’t really much more to go by. She made some poor judgements of what person she was dealing with, but it didn’t seem like she was guilty to anything illegal. A lot of organizations which had her as a member of honor have recalled her membership. A lot of trust has been lost, and polls have shifted a bit towards abolishing the current monarchy.

But it’s hardly a topic now. The crown princess is currently dealing with pulmonary fibrosis and requires a lung transplant. So the focus has shifted a lot recently.

This brings up the question: what is the cutoff point for the age of a fetus to be considered an individual life which could be killed by Thanos’ snap?

To many people, this is an ideal birth. The baby is released fully intact while no one gives a flying fuck about the mother.

Instead, report the security issues to malicios third parties who pay more than AMD.

I hate to say it, but maybe you should have an AI do the proofreading. It is very likely that your resume is being fed to an AI at the company you send it to, so you can probably get representative feedback that way.

My experience is from Norwegian shops, so it might differ from the standards in elsewhere.

• item won’t scan: very rarely an issue. We can put in the bar code numbers manually if needed.
• you have alcohol: a nearby staff will take a quick glimpse at me and will approve the age from their unit. Only people close to the age limit will have to wait for the staff.
• discount stickers in shops here have the updated price on a barcode on that sticker.
• I don’t understand the “2 upcs”-issue.
• accidental scans can be corrected by the user without staff involvement.

When I worked in retail, I was on multiple occasions asked to check the backroom. One thing is if I suggest taking a look myself, but when a customer demands I check, then I consider that a required break.

Mush pit.

I could see FBI showing up if you try to do something with 500 kg of dollar bills as well.

“Pro quantity” vs “pro quality”.

That image could have a Peta watermark, and I wouldn’t question it.

Last thursdayism: the universe was created last Thursday - everything is just precreated, memories and experience were planted there last Thursday. Nothing has been around for more than a week at this point.

It’s the same idea, pulled to an extreme which cannot be disproven, but also seems absurd enough for people to deny

Right click > more options (which summons a whole new menu) > copy > close the file explorer > open a new file explorer > navigate to desired folder > right click > paste > realize that the “copy”-button was misclicked and the clipboard is empty > close file explorer > open new file explorer > navigate to original file > repeat.

I watch this loop twice.

I live in a civilized country where shoes stay far away from where the socks come on.

Even if AI somehow falls off the trend, I feel like we’ll see another stupid way to throw mountains of processing power at something. I can’t wait to see what goofy shit they’ll come up with.

You should wash your sheets as often as you wash your sofa pillows, belt buckles an bread knife.

Oh no. All that’s left now that the age veifications are bypassed are the extensive public surveillance. Better leave that running.

This is a “what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers”-type of question.