Yolk=Joke

There’s a few variations on this joke, most of them involving a person whose accent/first language involves pronouncing j as y. Swedish, for instance.

Only if your boss can read

“Heroin chic” is the fashion of looking starved and shadowed as if you’re a heroin addict.

“Heroine chick” is Supergirl

Very true, and already-attractive women started being told how pretty they were while they were younger so it became part of their identity and sense of self-worth. So they’re vulnerable to the fear of “losing their looks.”

Not jealous. But the redhead and her partner demonstrate correct respectful hand placement for dancing, as opposed to the groping she’s mad about.

And buy them a beer!

That’s a nice fucking website!

But to be clear it’s not “kill someone.”

“86 the ham” can mean “toss it in the garbage, it’s rotten.”

Or it can mean “Don’t take any orders for ham because we’re all out.”

Or if you just want toast but it’s past breakfast you could order “a ham sandwich on wheat toast, 86 the ham.”

It took me too long to notice he’s shirtless in the fourth panel and then I got stuck on how he got his tee off over that giant head. And then I wondered why his chest/shoulders are so much smaller naked. Although that part is kinda funny.

I agree with others, use vertical stacking on the speech bubbles in panels 3 and 4 and you’ll be okay for the conversation order.

Oh! I took it as a serious remark about whining about hungry people pilfering while engaging in wage theft, price gouging, and exploitation of food producers.

You’re absolutely right about that point.

Back in the olden days baggers were properly trained, too. They had competitions and everything.

I’m pretty damn old but I don’t remember that personally. Just in movies. I do remember the glory days when every single register had a cashier, and a bagger, and that was much faster than self checkout. Especially as it is now, with a bunch of unstaffed registers and a line waiting for the self-service machines.

Faster, because real cashiers have strategies like item x 6, and the authority/passcode to use them. And because they do it all day they have muscle memory working for them. We look at a head of lettuce and my brain says “romaine” or “frisee” but their brain says"5046" or whatever the right code is. Or rather it tells their fingers to type the code without interrupting the more important things they’re actually thinking.

Im pretty sure you were talking about them not having a legitimate cause for complaint, since they made record profits.

And then WhoIzDiz is saying they complain without a legitimate reason about lots of things.

Not really disagreeing with your point.

Unless you mean you disagree that most of the corporate grocery chins are run by Republicans.

In my experience (L.A.) the tomatoes each have stickers on them, with either a scan code or a number code. But you’re right the whole thing is a PITA

By the time a kid is out of car seats, much less sitting in the front seat, they’re old enough to remind the mom to wear hers.

Seatbelts have been a thing since I was a child and I’m old. The crash is on her, but the windshield’s on you.

Also all dog beautiful

I’d have paid extra for that