Booooorn in the USM

Argentina

Look I have been saving up my evolution points for a square anus or a cloaca: how much is a square cloaca?

Every time someone describes her I feel like I should know Gadget but I missed the show. You just answered it for me I think I married her.

I have bad internet right now but if you say you didn’t I won’t believe you

Helllooooo

No it’s from the fridge

See this here, Beep? I knew we had something more in common besides loving comics and webcomics. Three thumbs up.

So for some reason I keep trying to write out a comment about how the janitors at the schools I went to (and also the janitors I’ve met at the schools my wife teaches and has taught at), like aside from just being the coolest adults on campus they are all metalheads (if you live where I live and love music, you get into metal. It’s disrespectful to the town’s history to have any emotion towards metal less intense and/or less positive than love) and people I still think of as good role models. They knew everyone on campus by name and would use humor to defuse and deescalate conflicts (not just between students, also between staff and faculty) which are both something I’ve always wished I could do (I suck at names and I’m only moderately funny).

For some reason I don’t understand, the comments I’ve attempted involve Flaming Steve, which is the name Steve’s boyfriend gave to character Steve pretends to be when he sees homophobia. Sometimes in order to beat Crazy, you have to out-crazy Crazy. Steve got that. He’s dude I admire and look up to. He’s not a janitor though so I don’t know why I keep thinking of him while writing this comment. Maybe he has the same energy as those cool janitors we have, I am going to figure this out when I get a second for navelgazing.

Legalities never stopped them before.

Oh go osculate your continent.

Who revolutioned who in the what?

I prefer Subverstralia personally. They have the best bread

Not glancing at it is what I expect of cops, having grown up surrounded by them

Try jorgling it. The double twist at the end really something somethings

I was going to show a photo of my twin but that example works too

While that’s the hope, if an insurance agent refused to cover a cop (even if for good reason) that agent would spend the next six months to a year having to buy new headlights every time they drive.

Nah I just blow bubbles I don’t scare them off

That’s a good idea, thanks. I’m gonna slap one of these on my bike’s headlamp so I can tell if it’s aimed by the bubble, not by eyeball.

I’ve considered you and I disagree