Gumby

They can be fascists even though the US government as a whole is not yet fascist. They’re sure trying to get it there though.

It’s a long held stereotype that gay men walk faster than straight men

Is it though? This is the first I’ve heard of it

Which episode was he in?

Careful. You might just accidentally start a new “raw flour” movement. It’s better for your health! You can’t restrict my freedom to eat raw flour!

Yep, whether or not houses typically have basements is very region-specific. Could be due to the water table, could also be due to how deep (or not) the bedrock is. Most houses in the Northeast US do have basements.

This idiot is high on his own supply

Nothing matters anymore. Might as well just do it anyway.

Spokesman won’t say why he’s hospitalized? Rudy was coughing while hosting his show on Friday? Who wants to be it’s COVID, but they don’t want to say that because it messes up their narrative of “vaccines bad”?

Maybe not for you and me. But for someone who is religious, that’s a very big deal.

Is this in Pennsylvania? It looks really familiar, I stayed at a place very much like it a few years ago, I’m wondering if it’s the same place

Just some more totally normal shit for a US Vice President to be saying

Gee, I wonder why he blocked the promotions for these 4 officers in particular…I guess we can never know

Joke’s on them, I don’t want any of the smart features