Nice try, I still ain’t gonna pay. OpenAI can go bankrupt without burning my money

I’m forced to at my job. It’s either outlook or outlook online, no third party clients.

My dude, you cross posted 4 5times. We’re like 10 people on this platform. I understand your frustration, but not getting what’s on the picture isn’t really that interesting. You might as well cross post “water is wet, more at eight”

Edit: I miscounted

I feel like I just replied this a minute ago. Why cross post when lemmy’s so small everything hits the front page?

Same. I mean I know it’s shopped, but he looks like he just crunched a bunch of meth, threw it in an empty cheetos bag, stuck his head in and took a giant snort.

Piss in the dishwasher? I’d rather not. I got fired the last time I put my penis in a dishwasher. To be fair she was only 19… There’s no telling what’ll happen if I had pissed as well

Nice try, I ain’t gonna pay anyway

Wouldn’t the brain regenerate completely? That is if the cranium is split.

The premise for my thought experiment was, that every bone was intact, and they were just separated at the connecting tissue.

Wouldn’t the entire body is able to regenerate from a single part, without every tissue type present? I mean not much point in regeneration, if all it takes to disable you is removing both your eyes simultaneously. Actually that would answer the original question on the removal of external sexual organs. I mean, cut off the balls and there are no balls to regenerate from. Remove the penis and there’s no cavernous tissue etc.

Oh my, I’m getting an audience for my lunch break tug 'n dump session.

You’d have to cut ligaments and tendons carefully to avoid the bones, while fighting the regeneration at the same time.

What about a powerful explosive device? Perhaps delivered with a significant amount of kinetic energy. Like a HEAT round from a 120mm cannon? To that should be able to rip limbs off. Maybe we’d be entering “ship of Theseus” territory here? Or multiple wolverines, each with their respective adamantium parts?

I bitched and moaned when office 2007 came out. Stupid ribbons. Still hate that shit. Only thing MS office has going for it, that I haven’t found elsewhere, is collaboration and Danish grammar check. I haven’t found proper grammar check in my native Danish yet, outside of ms office that is. But if my job decided to ditch its pricey office subscriptions, I’d be cheeringly installing libreoffice.

I do hope I get a chance to retrieve all my emails when I get shut out for raising an arthritic middle finger and telling Google to go fuck themselves when asked for ID. I got my gmail account when people still paid for invites. How can I be underage? I wasn’t even underage then.

Look what you have to do when you take the cane away from the teachers.

Let us have the cane back, and I promise you I’ll do everything in my power, to avoid having to have the cops taser my students. Why should it only be the cops who’re allowed to have job satisfaction?

/s obviously, I’ve never used physical force on a student

Vodka isn’t carbonated.

Usually at least. Big Clive did put some in the sodastream https://youtube.com/watch?v=8kK-QUjOl0Q

I rely on Android Auto in my commute. A couple of weeks ago maps wasn’t displaying correctly, so I rebooted my phone. All of a sudden assistant was replaced… 30km later I pulled over and switched it back.

If I’m writing an SMS, I want it written, not start a dialogue with some temu hal9000 clone.

Is this community for inaccurate historical references? I mean that’s clearly Rudolf Hess. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Hess

Allow me to point you at the inherent evidence that mentally competence isn’t a requirement https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_justices_of_the_Supreme_Court_of_the_United_States

That’s not aa much a fun fact as it’s just plainly self-evident

Pomegranate. It’s not that tasty and the pits makes it an unbearable mouth feel

Gee Mr Gates, that’s a nice monopoly you’ve got there. It sure would be a shame, if that anti-trust lawsuit the AG is researching were to happen to it…

Does test mode unlock without the key?!? So it’s just “encrypted” with a generic key, and the unlock key is for authentication? That sounds insane, even for microsoft.