(Allah / Jahwe / God are all just different names for the same deity. Which makes a whole lot of shit in this world more “fun”)
Go Spidergod.
I love dropping that on theists, especially the ones who go down the line of “Well the Bible proves the history… We found Jericho!”
And I’m like “Yeah, and New York is real so Spider-Man must be real too!”
Thousands of years from now, someone is going to uncover an old Warner Brothers warehouse and will be convinced we made all these Batman and Superman statues because we worshipped them.
Whereas others will roll their eyes and say that the statues are clearly dildoes.
Our descendants will clearly have superior anal capabilities
You really want that poor unlucky bastard to be real? I mean, his life is pretty much just pain.
One will find many Peter Parkers in New York City. We cannot be certain which Peter Parker was Spider-Man, but we cannot exclude Spider-Man as an option.
We can find many contemporary, non-Marvel sources for Spider-Man. This means that even those not part of Marvel were well aware of Spider-Man. This means Spider-Man was likely a real living person.
Spider-Man appears in various government records. Those have all disappeared due to tampering in 2025 alongside other government data, but those records were described in records from other authors within a few hundred years of that time.
