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The original was posted on /r/2westerneurope4u by /u/dieSpaghettiCarbona on 2026-06-18 20:48:41+00:00.

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Upon a cursed Reddit shore,

Where flags are weapons, memes are war,

The Europeans gather near,

To mock each other all the year.

The Germans come with charts and rules,

And get called bureaucratic fools.

They mention trains with solemn pride

Ignoring that they’re late worldwide.

The French arrive in great disdain,

Proclaiming culture once again.

They’ll write three essays on fine cheese,

Then riot over parking fees.

The British, though no longer in,

Still wander by with sunburned skin.

They claim they’re different, brave, and free,

Then queue politely for some tea.

The Dutch appear on bicycles,

Being tall and highly practical.

Their houses tilt, their snacks are strange,

Their language sounds like ducks with mange.

The Belgians sit in awkward gloom:

“Are we French fries? Are we a room?”

The answer changes every day

No one knows, and that’s okay.

The Spaniards wake at half past noon,

Promise work is starting soon.

By evening they have had a feast,

And somehow still sleep more than beasts.

The Italians wave with both their hands,

Discussing forty dinner plans.

Every problem, great or small,

Can be blamed on Rome’s football.

The Nordics watch with icy grace,

Pretending they’re a better race.

They have no flaws, or so they say

Except six months of dark and grey.

And every thread, without exception,

Ends in Balkan intervention.

They enter screaming maps and lore,

About a war from 1384.

Yet somehow through the endless jeers,

The stereotypes and fake frontiers,

The sub’s true message can be seen:

"No one hates Europe more than Europeans…

and no one else is allowed to join in."