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minus-squareHapankaali@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoEnjoying the little ones, you mean? I’m not sure, though Trump has for sure.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI meant have sex with another ones wife.
minus-squareHapankaali@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoTo be honest, I don’t remember. I’m better at remembering the juicy and hilarious stuff, like God casting Greater Bear Summon and a bunch of children immediately pulling aggro.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoI just checked. He had sex with his neighbors wife Bathsheba, impregnated her and arranged her husbands death.
minus-squarenickiwest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoAnd he is described in the Bible as “a man after God’s own heart.”
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoHe was punished though. The Bible, especially the old testament is hard to understand.
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoStory says he sent her husband to the front line to die while he was borking her too
Enjoying the little ones, you mean? I’m not sure, though Trump has for sure.
I meant have sex with another ones wife.
To be honest, I don’t remember. I’m better at remembering the juicy and hilarious stuff, like God casting Greater Bear Summon and a bunch of children immediately pulling aggro.
I just checked. He had sex with his neighbors wife Bathsheba, impregnated her and arranged her husbands death.
And he is described in the Bible as “a man after God’s own heart.”
He was punished though. The Bible, especially the old testament is hard to understand.
… David?
Story says he sent her husband to the front line to die while he was borking her too